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Clovenhoof: The Isolation Chronicles Kindle Edition

by Heide Goody (Author), Iain Grant (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
4.6 4.6 out of 5 stars 181 ratings
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Jeremy Clovenhoof is Satan, made redundant from Hell and sent to live in suburbia.

What is the worst that the world of mortals can throw at him?

...

2020 — The unforgettable year we’d all like to forget. The year of pandemic lockdowns, face masks, working from home and the utterly unnecessary panic buying of every toilet roll in the shop.


But how does Clovenhoof cope with this strangest of years? Enjoying his life of semi-retirement, he brings his own special skills and moral views to bear on the unique problems of life in Lockdown Britain.


Collecting the original fundraising Isolation Chronicle novellas together with additional previously unpublished adventures, this book is your essential guide to a remarkable year.

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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B08RCNFFHS
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Pigeon Park Press (December 31, 2020)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ December 31, 2020
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 1005 KB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
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  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 369 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.6 4.6 out of 5 stars 181 ratings

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Iain Grant

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Iain Grant is the author of numerous novels and short story collections. Since 2011, he has co-authored more than thirty books with Heide Goody.

They are the authors of the Sam Applewhite crime novels, the internationally-renowned Oddjobs urban fantasy comedies and the devil-in-suburbia Clovenhoof books.

He can be found on all the usual social media platforms or pottering around coffee shops in South Birmingham.

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4.6 out of 5 stars
4.6 out of 5
181 global ratings

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virginia
5.0 out of 5 stars Loved this....
Reviewed in the United States on April 28, 2022
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The whole clovenhoof series is laugh out loud funny! Each book gets better and Bette r
The series is a treasure😂
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John hammond
4.0 out of 5 stars Please put this book on audible
Reviewed in the United States on October 16, 2021
I really like the series but prefer to take them on the go with the same narrator of course
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Terry
5.0 out of 5 stars Good Reading on Depressing Day
Reviewed in the United States on February 9, 2024
It's 2020 and Great Britain is under lockdown due to the pandemic. However, Clovenhoof pays no attention to the stay-at-home order and continues with his mischievous antics, which are delightful.

Ben gives himself a new haircut using hair clippers Ben bought online. Unfortunately, the clippers broke, and the instructions, which were written by AI, are of no use. After Ben is sorted out, Clovenhoof does something hilarious with the hair clippings that had me laughing so hard that I woke up my usually sleepy cat.

Meanwhile Nerys gets a job that allows her to work from home through video calls. During her training, she realizes that all her bottoms, such as jeans and skirts, are missing, and she knows who took them. During the training video call, she gets up to retrieve them and unintentionally shows everything. Someone records the incident and the video goes viral on the internet.

In neighborhood, people go out on their blocks with isolation sticks in hand to clap for the NHS to show appreciation for their great work. Clovenhoof knows that Persephone, who lives two doors down, is a scientist. He manages to convince her to make fireworks, and as she sets off the first one, Clovenhoof watches from his porch. He happily dances along to Persephone's last firework, thoroughly approving and surprised. Although no one else knows who was responsible for the fireworks , everyone is delighted with the show. Except for those who missed it because they were busy saving lives.

The Angel Samael, also known as the Angel of Death, outs Clovenhoof as a fraud. Sadly, there are no witnesses. However, that's not all Clovenhoof and Samaul get up to.

The ending is a complete surprise, as it turns out Clovenhoof really is the Fallen One, as Samael repeatedly points out. Despite being the Angel of Death, Samael still helps Clovenhoof in his time of need.

There is so much more to this book, but I won't say anything else to avoid spoilers.

There is so much more to this book, but I won't say anything else to avoid spoilers.

This book is an absolute riot and is guaranteed to make you laugh. It's one of the best in the series, even though it's not technically a part of it. I recommend reading Ms. Good's explanation, as it provides a lot of insight into how this book came to be.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Pandemic?
Reviewed in the United States on February 13, 2021
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I was already a fan of Clovenhoof but I just discovered The Isolation Chronicles and it's just what I need right now during the seemingly never ending pandemic.
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Anita K
5.0 out of 5 stars The best Clovenhoof novel yet
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on April 20, 2023
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Absolutely laugh-out-loud hilarious, also brought a tear to my eye in places. In years to come when my grand children ask what was it like to live through Covid I will ask them to read through this expose on human strength and resilience when confronted with a situation none of us were prepared for. Sparking some of the bizarrest behaviour in modern history enacted in homes and public venues throughout the world, the authors have captured everything in their signature light hearted style.
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ValinKent
5.0 out of 5 stars Don't let this be the end
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on March 28, 2021
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2020 was a dark year but Goody and Grant still managed to create a cocktail of hilarious mayhem around the coronavirus pandemic, threaded through with some truly poignant moments. Jeremy seemed just that little bit subdued and caring, Spartacus is developing into a really interesting character and I felt for Lennox. These are two of the best writers out there at the moment, irreverent, witty, politically incorrect, yet somehow, correct and wonderfully profane Don't let this be the end of the Clovenhoof books....we need him and his group of totally dysfunctional yet lovable friends. A shame. Michael didn't make an appearance but let's hope he pops up another time. I would also like to see some more interactions with heaven...I enjoyed the nitride of samael.
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JohnK
5.0 out of 5 stars If only I’d read this during lockdown
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on September 29, 2021
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I love the Clovenhoof series but I’d left this gem unread until I’d finished the rest and how am I regretting that now. It’s a laugh out loud, splutter your tea, have the rest of your household think you’ve lost it absolute joy of a book. Thank you Heide and Iain.
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suegnu
5.0 out of 5 stars 👍👍👍👍👍
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on July 8, 2022
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Great, another winner in this clever series. I could almost see the nativity, there's a programme I would watch at Christmas.
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Deborah Aubrey
5.0 out of 5 stars Fabulous, as always
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on April 20, 2021
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I'm totally biased, I LURVE Jeremy Clovenhoof and all that he does, I strive to be like him every day :) Another great story, total madness, massively funny. Highly recommend for anyone suffering from COVID lockdown weariness.
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