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How I Took the King on a Bone-a-Fide Quest of Piracy, Piemu, and Profit: Bone 1 (How I Stole the Princess's White Knight and Turned him to Villainy Book 7) Kindle Edition

by AJ Sherwood (Author), Katie Griffin (Illustrator), Cait Wade (Editor) Format: Kindle Edition
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Sentient dragon skull acquired! Do you wish to find rest of body? (yes) (no)

Tan: Yes!

Devan: No, but why?

Tan: We get half of his hoard~

Devan: We leave tomorrow.

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Tan’s field trips go awry, no one is surprised, only he can find a sentient dragon skull in a church’s basement, Quest time!, Wells gets stuck babysitting, again, Niran’s more excited than anyone else, except maybe the apprentices, gold is a great motivator, all the bone puns
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  1. Book 7 of 12
    How I Stole the Princess's White Knight and Turned him to Villainy
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  1. “You adopt things that need protection. Cats, people, cities—it’s all the same to you.” His words had been hurtful. True, but hurtful. How dare he accuse Tan of being a decent person.
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  2. “You’ve taken apprentices? Oh, the world is indeed becoming a better place. Study well under him, children. His Highness is the epitome of what a sorcerer should be.” Why…did that sound like an insult? The priest had basically insinuated Tan was a good person. How dare he.
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0CTWCVSVV
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ (February 16, 2024)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ February 16, 2024
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 1744 KB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
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  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 52 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.7 4.7 out of 5 stars 1,167 ratings

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AJ Sherwood believes in happily ever afters, magic, dragons, good men, and dark chocolate. She often dreams at night of delectable men doing sexy things with each other. In between writing multiple books (often at the same time) she pets her cats, plays with her dogs, and attempts insane things like aerial yoga.

She currently resides in Michigan with aforementioned dogs and cats. Being in snow country gives her the excuse to stay inside and watch bl dramas, which suit her perfectly.

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4.7 out of 5 stars
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M Marshall
5.0 out of 5 stars love this, another fabulous tale of magic, humor, and great characters
Reviewed in the United States on February 18, 2024
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Rating: 5🌈

In 52 pages, Sherwood fantastically opens up an entire new world of magical creatures, humorously giving us a newly enlarged found family of sorcerers, a talking dragon skull who has a name that has me giggling, and begins a mysterious adventure that will take 7 chapters to complete.

To my delight, there’s two very young apprentices that have been added to Tan and Devan’s odd little family. Zi Rui, who got his own story, and the very sassy little girl who matches her own way into the mix and our hearts, Lesia.

The dynamics and dialogue is funny, heartwarming no matter how alarming Tan might find that, and makes this story fly by all too quickly.

Especially since Sherwood delivers a sentient dragon skull and a gleeful Niran who ,along with his skelebabies , is willingly heading with them into the northern lands for magical adventures!

I can’t wait for the next episode to come out!

It’s highly anticipated and another great recommendation!

Love these covers.

💥How I Stole the Princess's White Knight and Turned him to Villainy-6 books

💥How Tan Acquired an Apprentice

💥How I Took the King on a Bone-a-Fide Quest of Piracy, Piemu, and Profit
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Laura P.
5.0 out of 5 stars Fun
Reviewed in the United States on February 25, 2024
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I enjoy Tan and his crazy adventures. I can't wait for episode 2!
For those new to this series, this ends on a cliffhanger (no angst) and will continue in the next episode. Fun, light, adventure stories
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4.0 out of 5 stars just the beginning
Reviewed in the United States on February 28, 2024
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Ok, so I took out one star because I don’t like the fact that this is just a few chapters. This is just the beginning of the story. I would rather wait some more months and get the whole book. I read a lot and I know I’ll read several books before I can get a hold of all the chapters. That will lessen the enjoyment of the story because I’m not going to be immersed in the story.
I’m not quite sure the reasoning of the several chapters. I get it that they are supposed to be a serial, but after the first story, there was a pause of several months. If the author wants to make it into a serial, she will have to make it so that there is no pause in the delivery of the chapters. Since that would be a killing schedule, I would prefer just getting a whole book/whole story when it is ready.
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T. Jones
5.0 out of 5 stars they're ba-aak!
Reviewed in the United States on February 20, 2024
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I pounced on this like a deranged slinky (a line from an ancient HBO series), and pre-ordered the rest of the stories because this author is very good at clever and funny, and these characters are a delight. I paused this to read How Tan Acquired an Apprentice, too.
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KAN
5.0 out of 5 stars Great continuation to the series
Reviewed in the United States on February 16, 2024
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I think this series was the first set of books I read by this author and it remains one of my favorites of hers. I wasn't sure how she was going to get Devan on an adventure now that he's king but she managed!! Having Niran along is looking like it will be a fun time and the introduction of apprentices has brought in characters I didn't know we needed, but that are going to make for a richer story. The only downside I see right now is it looks like Fa might not be a major player in the series. I had a lot of fun with the Fa/Wells combo in the last series, so this is a little disappointing. But, now we have Steve the Nocturnal, who is not anyone's idea of a well named dragon and I am looking forward to shenanigans in further books. The only complaint I have about this book is it is short and a very quick read and now it's 2 weeks until the next installment!
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LilMommi
5.0 out of 5 stars Fun Adventure Ahead
Reviewed in the United States on February 23, 2024
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As always, funny and entertaining, I can't wait until the adventure really gets underway. Great Characters (of course), shenanigans a plenty, and really just Tan!!!!
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GwenMart
5.0 out of 5 stars Another great start
Reviewed in the United States on February 16, 2024
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What could be more fun than the first series? A second adventure series. Tan’s adorable villainy and chaos is always enjoyable (at least to read about). I can’t be sad or upset when I read these books- escapism at its best.
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Michelle Mongaraz Johnson
5.0 out of 5 stars Great
Reviewed in the United States on February 20, 2024
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I just love Tan. You never know what he will do next. This will be an exciting story. I loved the groundwork laid out.
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Serafima F. (She/Her)
5.0 out of 5 stars amazing beginning! Love the Apprentices!
Reviewed in Canada on February 17, 2024
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I was not expecting more if Devon and Tan and am sooooo happy to read about extra adventures. Talking skulls, boops of snoot, and travel in the barbarian lands! It looks like a beginning of a wonderful sequel!
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María Je
5.0 out of 5 stars Buen inicio de serie
Reviewed in Spain on March 3, 2024
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Me ha gustado bastante esta nueva serie de Tan y Devan. Espero que los siguientes episodios sean tan entretenidos como el primer capítulo. A ver qué nuevas aventuras enfrentan.
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Mark Lucas-Taylor
5.0 out of 5 stars How I ….Book 7
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on February 19, 2024
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Wa-hay Tan and Devan, Wells, Niran are back with a Dragon’s skull and a new quest squeee!
When asked to investigate unusual noises coming from the basement in a church in Islesea Tan and his new apprentices discover a dragon’s skull, Steve the Nocturnal offers half his hoard in return for aid in finding the rest of his bones. Cue quest.
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Angelique Grießmann
5.0 out of 5 stars Einfach nur gut!
Reviewed in Germany on February 18, 2024
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Ich liebe die Bücher von AJ Sherwood. Und Tan und Devon sind meine Lieblinge. Es ist immer wieder ein Vergnügen, neues von Ihnen zu lesen. Die ersten Teile habe ich mehrfach gelesen und auch gehört. Sie sind nicht nur für Fantasy- und Rollenspielliebhaber ein großer Spaß. Freue mich tierisch auf die nächsten Teile. Zum Inhalt verrate ich nichts! Selber lesen! Viel Spaß!
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Kristi Stanley
5.0 out of 5 stars An Excellent Start to a New Adventure.
Reviewed in Australia on March 12, 2024
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If I was smart I would have held off reading this to all six episodes were completed and read them all at once. Obviously I’m not smart. It was like when you were a kid and in the corner store looking at all the lollies. Your pocket money was there burning a hole in your pocket and the devil on your shoulder was saying they would taste sooo good. The Angel on the other one was of course telling to save it up for something better.
Strange I could resist lollies but not books. I listened to the devil. Now I desperately need more and it won’t stop until the last episode is released. I so sympathise with all the vampires in blood lust. I know how you feel. Am I sorry I read it? Hell no! It was sooo good but I want more. I need more.
My recommendation- Read it. Just do the smart thing save your nerves and patience and do so after all six episodes have been released. AJ is just as likely to ramp things up just before the last one and you’ll go completely crazy waiting for everything to be resolved. That’s what she did last time after all. I wanted to strangle her. Of course then I never would have known what happened, not to mention it’s hard to strangle someone in the US when you’re in Australia.
To think I still fell into the trap again and couldn’t wait. I’m completely enslaved by your writing AJ Sherwood. I have no self control.
Everyone else - you have been warned. I’m going to read Bone 2 now at least I made it that far.
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